Tuesday 21 Oct 2014

Jay Leno Is A Whore

OK I’m back after about a week off and I’m ready to go.  I was pretty sick all of last week and as I was laying on my couch in my cough medicine induced semi comatose state I happened to look up at the TV and see an appalling sight.  It was a sight so offensive I thought I had to be hallucinating.  Maybe I was so drugged up that I had to be mistaken.  The disgusting display I happened to see was that of the one and only Jay Leno in a Burger King commercial.  Seriously Jay Leno do you not have enough money?  Do you really feel the need to push crappy fast food?  According to CelebrityNetWorth.com (my new favorite website) Jay Leno is currently worth about 150 million dollars with an annual salary of 30 million.  He’s also stated numerous times that he only really uses the money he makes when he does comedy shows and saves all of the “Tonight Show” money.  I’m thinking he couldn’t have needed the Burger King money that badly.  Maybe he really believes in the product.  Could it be that Jay Leno loves Burger King so much that he may have even done the commercial for free?  I’m willing to bet the last time that big chinned ass clown was in a Burger King was sometime in the early 80’s, which is coincidentally the last time he was funny.  There really isn’t a bigger corporate shill than Jay Leno.  Why any comedian would do his hacky, un-funny, out of touch show is beyond me.  Although I do admit watching him read questions like “so what’s this new movie about?” off an index card is pretty funny.  Leave it to Jay Leno to deliver the hard hitting interview.  He makes Ryan Seacrest look like Mike Wallace as an interviewer.  I guess my message to Jay Leno would be you don’t have to say yes to everything.  You aren’t just starting out in the business.  You don’t need the exposure or the extra cash.  Tell your bad jokes, ask your softball stupid questions to dumb celebrities and go home.  You weaseled your way to the top Jay no need to keep going.  Rumor has it a white superemist group is offering Jay a couple million bucks for their pro-slavery campaign.  I’d say there’s a pretty decent chance he takes it.  That was a joke of course.  I need to make that clear because I know Jay Leno has a hard time realizing what a joke is.  The most offensive commercial ever is below.

 

Hahaha LOL. Get it? It’s funny because he’s rich and has a thousand rare cars and eats at Burger King because their menu is just so irresistible.  Oh boy he’s funny.  Even funnier is the fact that he’s so rich and elitist he just drives his fancy car right into the restaurant!  He doesn’t use the drive through lane like all you other losers.  With any luck he’ll run some poor fat slob over and then charge them with the damage to his vintage chrome bumper.  Oh and just in case you thought Kevin Eubanks was the only token black guy Jay hung out with we’ll put another one in the car with him.  God I hate that man.

3 Comments

  1. brighid says:

    I was just not if not more annoyed with David Beckham’s Burger King commercial.

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  2. Chris says:

    I had never seen that advert. I guess because I only watch shows on my dvr and can skip over them. Glad to see I haven’t missed anything but thank you Coach and cough syrup induced haze for bringing this to my attention.

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  3. Mike says:

    God. Leno is FAT. And UGLY.

    Last thing this LARD needs is anything from BK. Do yourself a favor Jay – take some of those millions and get industrial strength lipo… and some better writers for that miserable “show” of yours…

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