Today I was shocked and appalled by the actions of our government. Â I’m more than happy with the Osama Bin Laden raid. I don’t mind shooting the f**ker in the head and throwing him in the ocean. Â I don’t even mind storming into a sovereign country like Pakistan to go get him. Â I mean who cares if we piss off Pakistan? Â However what I read this morning was truly disturbing. Â Apparently we have found Bin Laden’s porno stash and have it in our custody. Â Not only that but they’ve decided to tell everyone about it. Â Sorry but that’s just not cool and it’s a total breach of guy code. Â If at any point you were to some how stumble upon another dude’s porno stash you simply act like you never saw it. Â Everyone knows that. Â You don’t say anything about it and you certainly don’t go to the media about it. Â Unless it’s some kind of child porn, no matter how weird or kinky it may be, you just don’t talk about it. Â If your buddy is into over weight midget porn than so be it. Â To each his own. Â Shame on you United States government for telling everyone that Bin Laden had a porno stash. Â I know what you’re probably thinking “But the people who died on 9/11 can’t view their porno stash”. Â That’s true but after all the brave men and women died on 9/11 Osama Bin Laden didn’t find their porn and tell everyone about it. Â Now that we know Bin Laden was a porno dude I do wonder what exactly he was into. Â Did he just watch the standard straight stuff? Â Was he into some kind of Muslim porn? Â Is there Muslim porn? If so do they keep their burkas on? Â There’s porn for everything so I’m guessing there has to be Muslim porn. Â I wonder if he was a boob guy. Â Something tells me he wasn’t breast fed as a child so maybe he’s a booty man. Â Maybe he was into some really kinky bondage stuff. Â I just hope when I die no one broadcasts my porno stash. Â For the record I don’t confirm nor deny that I’ve ever even seen a porno. Â I also won’t confirm that I have a thing for chicks wearing glasses. Â Is that weird? If so then I’m joking of course.
I think we know what he was watching on TV and why he had the blanket wrapped around him.