Even I never thought I’d be commenting on Heidi Montag but hey it’s a slow day I’m bored and I saw this article that really pissed me off.  From what I hear you people like it when I’m pissed (sick f*cks!) so here it goes.  Heidi Montag recently said in an interview that she is now back from her 6 month hiatus and that she just had to take a break because the last six years of her life were so stressful.  First off thanks for announcing that you’re back from your hiatus because I, like everyone else on the planet, hadn’t noticed you were gone.  I’d just like to make one small request.  Please go on permanent hiatus.  The mere mention of your name is annoying.  I mean “Heidi Montag” seriously the name itself is just annoying.  Don’t think so?  Repeat it a few times and then try not banging your head against the wall or jumping out of a window.  I almost just threw my laptop out the window just by typing the name. Sorry for all those “stressful” years.  If you want I’d gladly switch lives.  I’ve had a stressful 10 years and unfortunately there’s really no escaping it.  There isn’t a person on the planet that has less talent than Heidi Montag.  I’ve never heard a more vapid insanely unintelligent person speak in my life.  She makes Paris Hilton look like Madam Curie.  In the same interview she says people should follow their dreams and their passion.  This would mean that when she was a kid she actually dreamed of becoming a snobby, talentless, vapid, bitch that no one likes.  I wanted to be a baseball player. Please go away again Heidi.  I hope this article totally messes up your day and stuff so you have to take another break. I just can’t believe that I have to see this moron on TV all the time but The guys from SEAL Team 6 I’ll never see.  I’m going to go jump off a ledge now.

Oh crap she’s back.  Dammit I thought she was dead.

 

 

2 Comments

  • I’VE BEEN WATCHING THE RERUN’S OF ( THE HILL’S) AND L.C I THINK WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD ANY BRAIN’S ON THAT SHOW !!!!!!! HEIDI I’M SURPRICED SPENCER HASNT GOTTEN U TO POSE FOR PLAY BOY YET !!!!!! SORRY HON U ARE NO STAR!!!!! BUT A AIR-HEAD U ARE !!!!! WITH A BIG RING IN UR NOSE FOR SPENCER TO PULL AROUND !!!!!!!!! AND IT HAS TO BE SAID ,ALL THE PLACTICED SURGY- U HAD WHO IN THE HELL TOLD U THAT U NEEDED IT !!!! OH LET ME GUESS !!!!! THE RING PULLER—-SPENCER !!!!!!!!

  • Nice job I love it when reader gets passionate and goes off. Spencer is the biggest douche bag ever so maybe they deserve each other

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