I’m going to start off by freely admitting that I can’t stand Susan Boyle. In fact I’ll even say that if you do like Susan Boyle then you are banned from reading this blog leave now your kind isn’t wanted here. Anyway the latest story is that everyone’s favorite ugly cover artist was all set to sing Lou Reed’s song “Perfect Day” on the show “America’s Got Talent”. Lou Reed caught wind of it and put a last minute kibosh on the performance. So Susan Boyle cried, like Susan Boyle does, and hopped the next plane back to England. The song has actually been covered numerous times before so is Lou Reed a dick? Yep he is but since it’s Susan Boyle he was being a dick to I’ll let it slide. You’d think someone as ugly as Susan Boyle would learn to deal with things better and have thicker skin. It seems that anytime the tiniest thing happens she has a breakdown and starts crying. I have an idea that could have fixed this whole situation. SING A DIFFERENT SONG!!! Oh wow what a novel idea. I mean was this the only song she knows? This also could have been avoided if she had her own songs to sing instead of other people’s songs. Who does she think she is Michael Bolton? Sorry but this only backs up my point that soon, perhaps not soon enough, Susan Boyle will be back on her couch in England. The woman’s not a pro sorry. A pro would have performed anyway because they love being on camera and singing. Lou Reed’s a dick but I still like him. I’ve always been a huge fan of his. I love all of his songs “Sweet Jane”, “Walk On The Wild Side”……did I mention “Sweet Jane”?
Hey Coach I’m free Saturday.
No thanks Susan I’m busy. Oh wait stop crying I didn’t mean it.