…And this time they aren’t the kind you eat. Looks like the Queen of Soul took a nasty spill. I’m not sure of the circumstances of the fall or anything but I’m pretty sure her enormous girth may have had something to do with it. I’m just sayin’. She can still sing though. So I guess I’ll just sit here and think THINK about what I said. Life is tough enough being that large and having a name that sounds like urethra. I’m sorry Aretha.