Saw this a few days ago and didn’t think much of it until I learned that there’s video. Apparently Pink not only sucks as an artist but she’s not that good at cirque de soleil either. As part of her stage show Pink does cirque de soleil, as we’ve seen at some of the award shows. I would assume she does this in an effort to keep the audience distracted from her horrendously bad music. I always thought cirque de soleil was kind of creepy. I mean how do those dudes hang from those ropes with their crotches? Anyway at this particular show she fell off the stage and was rushed to the hospital. Don’t get your hopes up though she appears to be doing fine. The video is pretty good it looks like she’s in some kind of sling shot and it shoots her right off the stage. Kind of like if the stage was Dennis The Menace and the audience was Mr. Wilson’s window. Didn’t Dennis The Menace have a sling shot? OK maybe not the greatest analogy but you get the idea. I wish I could have seen it in person. No word yet on if it was her road crew who rigged it up that way so they wouldn’t have to finish the tour. If you are a Pink fan don’t worry she’ll be back doing her usual mix of party music and fake anger pop music (which one is real?!) in no time. Also if you’re a fan of Pink stop reading my blog and go to a different website. We don’t want your kind around here.
Hey Coach this is my fake tough face I learned it from Billy Idol. It like totally gives me street cred.