Well if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that Beatles fans tend to be a touchy bunch. I learned this the hard way when I told one I preferred the Rolling Stones over The Beatles and received a 20 minute lecture on how the Beatles were the ones who discovered the Stones (not even sure if that’s true) followed by a punch in the face. Well now Beatle fans are upset at Lady Gaga seemingly because she dared to play a white piano in a picture. I guess I don’t know about this because I’m too young but apparently John Lennon played a white piano too. So I think the logic is John Lennon was awesome and played a white piano. Then John Lennon died prematurely (sad face). So now no one can ever play a white piano ever again. John also wore sunglasses and married a crazy Asian woman so there’ll be none of that either. Your retinas have Mark David Chapman to thank for the added exposure to UV rays. I’m not saying all Beatles fans are crazy just the ones that show up in Central Park and jump up and down and play songs every time one of them dies. Unless of course you’re one of those people and you read this blog and go to this site. Then you get a pass you’re cool. Anyway sorry guys but I’m taking Lady Gaga’s side on this. I’m going to go back now and spend the rest of my day trying to figure out if Lady Gaga is hot or not. Quick poll: Who wins in a hot body weird face contest? Lady Gaga or Sarah Jessica Parker? Also Beatles or Stones? Let me know in the comments.
Screw you Beatles fans!!