Dan Cabrera hails from the wilds of Connecticut where he was raised by a group of feral butlers until he was rescued by anthropologists and sent for study at a small liberal arts school in Massachusetts. After being released, and somehow walking away with a B.A. in English, Dan moved to the great metropolis of New York where he currently spends his time roaming through the African Plains exhibit of the Museum of Natural History. Dan loves movies and buys them flowers and chocolates, and he wishes movies will start loving him back and stop sending those silly restraining orders. Dan is an amateur writer and professional ponderer. He one day hopes to sail around the world, but first he needs to enjoy eating fish.